Magpie Mondays {The Judgmental Guard}

Magpie Mondays {The Judgmental Guard}

The Judgmental Guard

and his metal detector 

You say I'm a no brainer,

with a light and happy 'tude.

You say I'm just a rich girl,

with plenty of swipes and maids.

You say I get so tipsy

after a half-shot of tequila.

You say I'm just somebody

That you can just push around.

Well, you are just like security,

who hit me with that scanner,

slowly from head to toe,

with traces of pretense.

I passed by once,

and that was your only chance.

You let me through,

and I slipped in.

Easily. Swiftly.

I swallowed the weed.

I have a micro chip bomb.

I can destroy your territory.

But I chose the other option.

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